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Christian campers and “Liquid Ass” don’t mix

July 26, 2013
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liquid assSix teenaged Bible school campers were hospitalized and a Harford County hazmat team had to decontaminate two  cabins after a prank involving deer repellent and fart spray got out of hand.

The story has been covered fairly thoroughly, by the Sun among others, but Fallston Patch uncovered the details of the disgusting emergency Wednesday at Camp Wo-Me-To in Jarrettsville, near Rocks State Park. More than a dozen campers were “decontaminated,” according to Patch:

 The Hazmat team determined two products—a deer spray and a product labeled “Liquid Ass”—were sprayed in two different cabins on Camp Wo-Me-To grounds, according to the release.

Camp Wo-Me-To is owned and operated by the Woman’s Missionary Union of Maryland/Delaware. Its mission “is to provide an organization through which Maryland/Delaware Baptist can participate in the Great Commission task of reaching and ministering to all persons in the name of Jesus, helping them to grow in their understanding and practice of the Christian faith.”

Liquid Ass can be bought at this website for $47.75 for a nine-pack, plus shipping. Also available: real-looking human turds “with corn.”

WWJD?