Besty™’s crazy week with the Besty™-nappers
We told you on Friday about how CP‘s Best of Baltimore mascot, Besty™ went missing after our Best of Baltimore party and the letter we received from the Besty™-nappers. Today we received the following email from “email@example.com”:
ATTENTION PEOPLE OF THE CITY PAPER:
THE PARTYING HAS BEGUN! AFTER HOURS OF RECOVERY FROM THE CITY PARTY BEST OF PARTY WE DECIDED TO UNTIE MR.CITYPAPER MASCOT…
AFTER UNGAGING THE MASCOT SHE REVEALED HER NAME WAS BESTY, AND WAS NOT HAPPY WE WERE CALLING HER SPONGEBOBOB ALL NIGHT.
TO START OFF ON THE RIGHT FOOT, WE DECIDED SOME NATURAL PRODUCTS WOULD WORK WONDERS ON BESTY (AFTERALL SHE WAS FILTHY) SO WE TOOK HER TO THE CONVENTION. AFTER THAT WE TOOK HER FOR A DRINK, BUT OF COURSE SHE COULDN’T HAVE JUST ONE. THINGS GOT WILD AND SHE WAS INVOLVED IN SOME MASCOT ON MASCOT DEBAUCHERY AT DICKS… STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER ADVENTURES OF BESTY AND THE BESTYNAPPERS…
THE BESTY NAPPERS
At our request, the Besty™-nappers also sent along some pictures documenting Besty™’s adventures. He looks like he’s having a good enough time – he definitely has a randy side.