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Post travel story reminds us why we hate DC

February 22, 2013
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Have you read the Washington Post travel piece on Baltimore that ran today?

In it, writer Marc Fisher basically comes out and admits that he bases his opinion of Baltimore on The Wire, Randy Newman’s 1977 album cut, “Baltimore,” and a trip to AVAM. And like a lot of ignorant, elitist DC folks, he doesn’t seem to admit or realize how ridiculous this is. It’s kinda like basing your opinion of Washington on repeated viewings of D.C. Cab and a trip to the Washington Monument. Adding insult to stupidity, he raves about coming to Camden Yards to root for the Yankees, as if doing so was not the single most loathsome thing an out-of-towner could do.

Okay, but despite “grumpiness” and “allergy to all things John Waters” (as Divine might say, “Oh my God almighty! Someone has sent me a bowel movement!”), Fisher takes his editor’s assignment and sloughs off to Baltimore, and without a chance of seeing Derek Jeter.

Needless to say, this being Charm City, he has a great time,  surprised to discover places like Trinacria and the Bohemian Coffee House, like someone who’s been in prison for the last 20 years, but still his profound ignorance shines through.

It’s hard not to laugh when writes “look how authentic we are, the neighborhood’s new arrivals seem to be saying,” as if this chump – on holiday from DC and raving about cheap parking like an octogenarian – is an appropriate arbiter of “authentic.” Relief comes in the comments section, which is uniformly unimpressed. Mobtowngirl says it best:

I’ve lived in Shirlington, Takoma Park, Silver Spring, and Capitol Hill. I’ve also lived in Locust Point, Hamilton, Tuscany-Canterbury, and Hoes Heights. For 10 years now, I’ve been finding all the charm and authenticity in Baltimore that I sought but failed to find living in DC. DC is the hot blonde girl who waxes herself nearly bald, went to Penn, and works in communications for a prestigious nonprofit. Baltimore is the brunette who still plays D&D, argues about philosophy on Reddit, and has a taste for kink. Baltimore will never try to be DC, much as some travel writers might like it to be so. Thank goodness my adopted hometown has a personality, even if that personality is too scary for the article’s author.

We’re also comforted by Fisher’s last line: “I wouldn’t want to live there, but what a place to explore.” Because the last thing Baltimore needs is more D.C. pricks like him.
  • RealGMan

    Man, if Washington was as awesome as it looked in D.C. Cab I would shoot down on the MARC every weekend.

  • Joshua Reynolds

    I don’t want to mellow your harsh, but at the very least he admits and tries to overcome his biases rather than the typical “Baltimore? Yes, it’s a shithole” that I’m confronted with from many others down the DC way. It doesn’t capture Baltimore but it seems way more out of touch in a genial way rather than a slam on the city.

  • Ted

    I was born and raised in SW DC, now I live in Charles Village in Baltimore. My new area is reminiscent of what I used to love about DC (decade or so ago) and trips home remind me how little I care for hyper-gentrification and bourgeoisie groups of people who’s characters would benefit from a pay-reduction or two. White flight is an outdated concept, now there is vast displacement and modern-day block busting of middle and lower-income areas in order to pave the roads for young entrepreneurs and government workers. Take it from me, Baltimore is a breath of fresh air- people here believe in defending the color and character of neighborhoods that have existed for a century or more.

  • Keisha Campbell

    I don’t hate DC. However, I do have a strong disdain for people from DC like this author who are quick to throw shade on Baltimore without looking in their own backyard and without having a real POV of this city. DC much like Baltimore is multifaceted. We’ve got good, bad and ugly and so does DC but I don’t find that Baltimoreans feel the need to talk shit about DC to prop up their own city.

  • Jettdirect

    I won’t bash the writer for having an opinion, but I know both cities well. Give me Baltimore any day, hon! When my days as a Northern Virginia wage slave are over, I will head up I-95 to where things are real. Baltimore you call out to me! Ignore the haters!

  • http://twitter.com/jimmy2bad Jim Meyer

    If people based their perceptions of Washington on D.C. Cab, they’d think way too highly of that undrained swamp.

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  • Matthew Mabry

    First off GO RAVENS!!!!!! I visit d.c. reguarly but i was born and bred and still live in baltimore today. D.c. is more of a look at me im better than you, baltimores more of a everythings great until you act fake or say something wrong. From greek town to little italy, fells to canton its a down earth real city. Nothing more beautiful than the inner harbor. theres always something to do and i wouldnt want to live anywhere else.

  • Yes, but…

    This whole blog post was a Baltimorean shit-talking D.C.

  • Matty Felp

    How ironic… can’t spell Serpick without ‘prick’! Also, most of the DC folk Baltimoreans consider ‘bourgeoisie’ and snotty are actually NOT DC NATIVES. The big difference between DC and Baltimore is that Baltimore is an old industrial city while DC is a transient international and transnational hub. Many of the people who live in DC are not from there. Usually people from D.C. who aren’t exposed to this hatred have no ill feelings towards Baltimore. I, however, went to school in Towson and received plenty of hate just for being a Redskins fan. Baltimore truly has an inferiority complex and constantly assumes the role of ‘little brother’ all on its own. “But… but… we’re better than them!” God, I used to love Baltimore wayyyy more as a kid when I didn’t have to deal with adults (who act like kids themselves).

  • Matty Felp

    Typical. My comment got deleted. God forbid anyone having a different opinion. Censorship is awesome, yall.

  • Facebook User

    MARC doesn’t run on the weekends.

  • RealGMan

    Ah yes, that fucking policy. Maybe Mr. T can pick me up then.

  • http://twitter.com/bspence Brian Spence

    Um, is this the comment that was ‘deleted”?

  • Morgan

    I live in Baltimore…work in DC…Lived in Baltimore all my life…30 years…love and know both very well..every city has its ups and downs…but I don’t think the badmouthing is necessary…smh

  • Dougie

    I believe the allergy to all things John Waters can be cured by canine fecal transplant.

  • http://twitter.com/NobleSasquatch Gabriel K.

    Uh, no. Read it again. It’s a blog post where a Baltimorean shit-talks a guy from DC who shit-talked Baltimore. At no point does this article shit-talk DC itself.

  • TimTrees

    Sounds like a bunch of middle-class white people’s assessments of both cities. DC is far from “the hot blonde girl” if you spend any time east of 16th street.

  • http://twitter.com/Labtekwon Labtekwon

    yes.
    #Evolve

  • http://twitter.com/Labtekwon Labtekwon

    personally,
    I didnt know people that claim DC and live in Montgomery county and Prince Georges county hated Baltimore until i started dominating the rap scene down there between 2004 and 2006.

    my brother actually lives in DC (Uptown) and was raised there and he says most of the people claiming DC are lames from other places playing a role.

    Baltimore is more concerned with itself than DC.
    if we aspire to or consider any place as “big brother”, it would be New York City.
    the average Baltimore native has other things to focus on and DC is not one of them.

    I have noticed the women down there love Baltimore men,
    so i got plenty of love for DC too.

    also: Towson is actually in Baltimore County, so theres that.

    but yeah…
    #RealRecognizeReal
    #RAVENS
    #Evolve

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1101148 Camilo Acosta

    One of the commenters below said it best: Baltimore folks are really talking about DC transplants, not DC natives. As a DC native, I grew up going to the aquarium, the submarine, Orioles games, etc in Baltimore. It was always a nice day trip. I have nothing against Baltimore, nor do most real DC natives. In fact, I think most of us look to Baltimore as a little brother. As an adult, I enjoy visiting my friends who live there and love the bar scene.

    I think Baltimore has much bigger problems than DC though. I’ve driven through entirely abandoned neighborhoods, which simply doesn’t exist in DC. Also, my friends who live in Baltimore have a bigger fear of crime (since there is more of it than DC). That’s unfortunate, and I hope it changes. DC has its issues, too, primarily municipal corruption.

    Overall, native DC people have no animosity towards Baltimore. If anything, we can agree many DC transplants and transients are the true stain on our region :)

  • Charm City Ambassador

    I try to be understanding and patient with folks who choose to live in D.C., one needs to take care and be compassionate when dealing with the mentally ill.

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  • brobot

    Way to reciprocate the generalized hatred. Fan the flames of animosity some more asshole.

  • rsbalto

    You could not have said it any better,,,Ive had so many pretentious run ins with the DC crowd that its sickens me. The DC people might be better looking, but their bad attitude makes them so ugly….Give me some ugly people and fun! Plus we have better football , baseball and better stadiums!

  • LG

    I think the article’s emphasis on Baltimore’s ‘authenticity’ is silly and is a nod to an imagined artists’ escape or slum tourism destination. It is also telling that Baltimore is a neighborhood city where people live…they celebrate, struggle, grow up, and grow old. Not to say that DC does not have neighborhoods with unique culture, but I can see how Baltimore would seem refreshing in opposition to a place over-run with power thirsty interns and political commuters.

  • EJ

    Baltimore is a bright light of well-adjusted sensibilities, snuggled between Philadelphia’s persecution complex and DC’s nervous inferiority. I loved my time there.

  • K

    How is it any less douchey to judge every person in dc based on one person than it is to judge a whole city on a limited experience? A douche for a douche makes the world smell like a summer’s eve…

  • http://twitter.com/radderthanrad Rad Z

    “Post travel story reminds us WHY WE HATE DC.” Didn’t stop the writer from click-baiting.

  • Clockwood

    We recently moved to Baltimore after 20 years in Mount Pleasant and Columbia Heights in DC and are glad and grateful. A comparison of cities is way less interesting to us than why the Washington Post continuously runs stories about DC’s superiority to everywhere else on the planet. One of the more recent even turned the attack on Washington State. It’s getting weird and quite tiresome.

  • The Ruf

    Yes, NYC is definitely the Big Brother city.. DC is like a step-brother, at best.

  • geo_rube

    maybe the two citypapers should do a week long reporter exchange…you can’t “get” baltimore in a weekend (or a week really) and the Baltimore reporter would gain an understanding of how mentally taxing living in DC is.

  • geo_rube

    roger that…or start a consulting business in Bmore Hubzones a plenty

  • Bill Bowman

    This all reminds me of the thrill of packing up and leaving DC for my first job away from “home.”
    Oddly enough, I finally made it to New Orleans, the town that writer/producer David Simon calls the sister city of Baltimore. Don’t take no mess, people.

  • http://AverageBro.com AverageBro

    Oh yeah? How’s that hockey and basketball thing working out for you?!?
    Oops…

  • http://AverageBro.com AverageBro

    Geez, generalize much? You do realize DC is a city of 600,000+. The interns/politicos maybe make up 2-3000 of that number at most, and a large majority of those people live in NoVa or MoCo, not the District proper?

    Seems like there’s a lot of blanket generalization on both sides.

  • http://AverageBro.com AverageBro

    Having lived in DC for about 20 years, and visiting Baltimore frequently (usually for business), I can say this much. Baltimore does have more “character”, whatever the heck that means. As DC continues to gentrify, it’s becoming impossible for a regular person to afford, and more and more plain vanilla/Northern Virginia-ish. Are there advantages to living here? Sure. 6 pro sports teams, free world class museums, incredible parks, and the feeling that you’re at the center of power in the free world. The people who haven’t been priced into PG County yet still give DC its flavor and character. But that’s admittedly fading.
    I love Baltimore for many of the (admittedly hackneyed) reasons Fisher states: easy parking, non-sterile kitsch, great food, mostly nicer people, easy to get in/out of via 95, a nice laidback change of pace, and a very cheap cost of living (compared to DC, which is f*ckin’ outlandish).
    But yeah, B’More has its issues: blight, unpredictable crime (probably because I’m not a local and don’t know where to/not to go as I do in DC), and downright awful streets/infrastructure in many areas.

  • http://www.isaacsalazar.com Isaac Salazar

    This should have a sub-head: Because most people in DC are actually from somewhere else.

  • http://www.facebook.com/aurora.silvermane Aurora Silvermane

    Mobtowngirl, when are we going to have sex?

  • http://www.facebook.com/aurora.silvermane Aurora Silvermane

    DC may be a city of transplants, but every city has its own culture and attitude that permeates into its residents’ lives. Most of the “DC attitude” is probably more accurately described as “Beltway attitude”, because those who are most egregious are probably those who commute from the suburbs but fancy themselves “DC residents”. Northern Virginia is full of uptight pricks who say they’re from DC to divorce themselves from the rest of Virginia, which is seen as a crappy backwards Southern redneck state, whose only virtue is that it is blessed with Northern Virginia to redeem it. Northern Virginia produces nothing, yet is one of the richest areas of the country. Loudoun County is THE richest county in the country. It’s where K Street parks its Bentleys. I should know. I grew up in Northern Virginia, moved to Baltimore for 10 years, and am staying in Northern Virginia for a stint and hating life. These people are some of the most stuck-up entitled jerks I’ve ever come in contact with. The only redeeming quality is that everyone else has nicer stuff than I do, so nobody’s going to break into my car or smash it in the parking lot. Baltimore is a crap town, but everyone knows it’s crappy and we’re all cool with it. There’s a local pride unmatched anywhere else. You’re also forgetting that Baltimore has a decent number of colleges, thus many transplants as well. Where do you think all those hipsters come from?

  • Nathaniel Robert

    Considering that a majority of the city has traditionally been and continues to be African American, saying that a white, blonde rich girl represents DC is just as stupid as anything that Marc Fisher writes about Baltimore. Think before you say things.

  • Eric Voboril

    Aside from the chip on his shoulder, the Fisher piece is just an example of terrible travel journalism. How ridiculous and facile would Fisher sound if he was writing a piece about say, Ulan Bator, Mongolia, and he said “well, wouldn’t want to live there, but what a place to explore!” Amateurish stuff, at best.

  • http://twitter.com/Sightlab75 Thom

    DC is Boston to Baltimore’s gritty, exciting 1980′s Brooklyn.

  • http://www.facebook.com/rarahphoto Ryan Stevenson

    You gotta catch the light rail to BWI, the B30 bus to Greenbelt, and then the Red Line Union Station. Takes 3-5 hours!

  • RabbitNumber23

    No, actually DC is no longer majority black

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