Jersey Shore cast-member to hammer final nail into Sonar’s coffin
Poor Wesley Case. The Sunâs arts and âcultureâ reporter had to write a straight-faced blog post today about how Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, one of the self proclaimed âjuice head Guidosâ from MTVâs Jersey Shore is supposed to be at Paparazzi–the new club in what used to be Sonar– tonight. And he didnât get to say that the whole event makes Dan McIntoshâsÂ involvement in a pot-dealing conspiracy seem small. I mean, would you rather have a little–ok, a lot–of weed on the streets or the Jersey Shore guys running around in a club named after the second most annoying group of people in the world (Jersey Shore guys eking out first)? If this isnât a case for legalization, I donât know what is.
But alas, Ronnieâs first fist-pump will hammer the final nail in the coffin of a storied rock ânâ roll club.